Anyhow, one week into my new job in London. So time for some observations...
- On the whole, people in London are ugly.
- People in London who are ugly, think that by having a natty bit of facial hair/wacky 'designer' glasses (delete as appropriate) makes them into the most beautiful person in the world. Twats!
- Food/Drink in London is overpriced and overrated.
- London is badly polluted (yeah, I was as shocked as you).
So I can hear you crying, 'so how's it all really going'. Actually not too bad. Good team, good work, not a bad commute. It's just all the bad things about in London are kind of biggies. The worst thing is not being able to make it through a whole day without getting a splitting headache, which I have come to attribute to the shocking air quality. Although reading my latest copy of Men's Health (if you read it you don't need to do any exercise, fitness by osmosis - scientific fact), they had Bristol only just behind London in the air quality stakes.To summarise; the work is hard, the team is cool, London is crap, the money is..... Yeah, I knew there was a reason for going there. Once I've paid off my debts I'll be getting a job in the middle of a nice green field. I wonder how much Wurzel Gummage earnt.
