Was being forced to watch some crap American programme last week (Wifey had the remote), following Jessica Simpson (the one with the nice arse who played Daisy Duke) and her hubby. It's called Newlyweds I think, but this certainly isn't a plug.
In one part where Jess was particularly jealous of her hubby dancing with some hotties, she said to her mum that if he ever cheated on her she'd 'shoot his pecker off'. How they laughed! Fine, and an amusing moment for the fly-on-the-wall programme for all the ladies to have a giggle at (let's face it, it's only women who watch this crap). But it did occur to me, imagine if it was her hubby who was jealous, chatting to his dad over a beer.. 'If she ever cheats on me Dad I'm gonna shoot her Fadge off'. I can only imagine the backlash. No other comment to be made other than that's a weird double standard.
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Well, anatomically it's quite difficult to shoot a lady's "lady garden" off, isn't it? Or not cleanly anyway. You'd want one of those apple corers, or one of those tube-y things they use for taking samples out of cheese.
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